01.06.2010 – Wednesday’s Show
Warren Beatty’s scoring record currently stands at 12,775.
Not points in a basketball career, but different women he purports to have slept with so far. Calculator time!
Let’s say he’s been sexually active since the age 18. At 72+ years now, he’s been alive around 20,000 days. Divide the number of women into the days lived is about one unique dalliance every 1.6 days. That is one busy schedule, but is it accurate?
Perhaps, before 2009, this could have never been possible, but thanks to President Barack Obama, the conquest meter may be right on target. Here’s how – the Obama Administration said in November that it created or saved about 650,000 jobs despite 4,000,000 having LOST their jobs. Let’s not forget the House & Senate Democrats saying that we can insure an additional 30,000,000 (that’s 30 million) persons and the cost of healthcare will be less by $100 million per year for the next 20 years.
It can easily be explained that Beatty slept or WANTED to sleep with nearly 13,000 different women.
What a guy!
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